Rum Before Noon Makes You A Pirate T-Shirt

Ever feel the call of the high seas before your first cup of coffee? Our "Drinking Rum Before Noon Makes You a Pirate, Not an Alcoholic" unisex tee is for anyone who knows the true meaning of a spirited morning. This fun and clever shirt is a lighthearted nod to a classic pirate's life, perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and an even better rum. Made with super-soft fabric, it's the ideal uniform for beach days, boat trips, or just embracing your inner buccaneer. Grab yours and hoist the Jolly Roger!

Product features
- Super soft lightweight, breathable feel.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, ensuring a durable fit.
- Ethically made in a sustainable manner, certified by Fair Labor Association and WRAP.

Size Chart (in inches):
S — Length: 28” / Width: 18”
M — Length: 29” / Width: 20”
L — Length: 30” / Width: 22”
XL — Length: 31” / Width: 24”
2X — Length: 32” / Width: 26”
3X — Length: 33” / Width: 28”